Thanks to this incredible theme, I have plenty of space to write, and I'll probably take up less than half of it. Way to go, me.

My name is Shivani, and I'm a writer, closet actress, and sort-of gamer. I think history is cool as fuck but I always manage to flunk the class.

This is a mess of a blog, but follow if you just like your usual funny and fandom stuff. That's all I can say about that.

Oh and sometimes I post some real shitty personal stuff but it's just a way to vent so please don't get annoyed with that if you see it.

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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

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theoppositeoflamp:

frightfullytreeish:

man-thing:

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DOCTOR STARK WAS SO ANNOYED HE WENT AND GOT FOUR MORE

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octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

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punacceptable:

fun prank: teach girls from an early age that their entire worth lays in how pretty they are, then make fun of them for being “”“superficial”“”

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arkhamboundz:

If there is one thing Voldemort cannot understand,it is love.

He tries. 

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burgrs:

hi im here to ruin everything 

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aj-watson:

heyassbuttyourethepotatoone:

The first time you see it, it can hit you really hard, especially since Sherlock is on a total roll and John delivers the line “please God, let me live” in a way where you can be forgiven for not being sure if it’s serious or snark. It apparently has the same effect on Sherlock, as well.

We never do get any details on how Captain John Watson of the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers was wounded in action. But from this exchange alone, it’s clear the situation was extremely serious. He was badly wounded, nearly died, and developed PTSD- Sherlock had himself earlier pointed out that the original circumstances of John’s injury must have been ‘traumatic’, and he meant emotionally traumatic, not just violent and painful. The blunt earnestness of John’s response even trips up Sherlock for a second or two, and he’s just been ranting and raving about not understanding why a woman would care about her stillborn baby after fourteen years. This also works as a tearjerker in hindsight if you recall ‘Please God, let me live’ whenever John is genuinely in physical danger elsewhere in the series.

Pretty much everyone in the room agrees that in your last moments, you would think about the people you love the most. John apparently had no one to think about when he was close to dying. He really must have been lonely even before he returned from Afghanistan.

I hate you for making this post because it’s the best I’ve read on this subject and it hurts.

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alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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dr-watsons-lover:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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pimp-eridan:

everyone:

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

[SOBS VIOLENTLY]

Don’t worry it’s a metaphor

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dashdrive:

do i win this transformation tuesday thing

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bisexualclara:

theladyserket:

today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

#*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

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