Thanks to this incredible theme, I have plenty of space to write, and I'll probably take up less than half of it. Way to go, me.

My name is Shivani, and I'm a writer, closet actress, and sort-of gamer. I think history is cool as fuck but I always manage to flunk the class.

This is a mess of a blog, but follow if you just like your usual funny and fandom stuff. That's all I can say about that.

Oh and sometimes I post some real shitty personal stuff but it's just a way to vent so please don't get annoyed with that if you see it.

I hate hair removal so I don’t usually do it except for summer and stuff, and I just shaved my legs for the first time in months and OMG they’re so smooth

life-gets-bad-sometimes:

qonorrhea:

text posts are like children
you delete the ones that dont succeed

what

(Source: michaxl, via 11doctor)

anonimowy-szop:

so i told my mum the other day that i’d love to have blue hair and want to buy myself a blue wig, just to see how it works for me

she went shopping

AND BRING ME THIS

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MY FRICKING MOTHER. NO ONE ANGERS ME MORE

(via awwcastiel)

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

(via minataurius)

(Source: katara, via dutchster)

(via flashingskechers)

scottdelgado:

everyone hates teen wolf until they start watching teen wolf

(via flashingskechers)

guy:

come on babe i know u can go faster… im coming… IM COMING

*passes u and comes first place in mario kart*

(Source: guy, via therapy--im-a-walking-travesty)

october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via flashingskechers)

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via flashingskechers)

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

(via flashingskechers)

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

(via flashingskechers)

somberthoughts:

credit to this kid in my class

(via therapy--im-a-walking-travesty)

mayormills:

that one celebrity crush that is both the cutest person you have ever seen but also the sexiest motherfucker on the planet

(via flashingskechers)